When one more bitch than you arrives at the gym

When you don't know English but you need napkins "i need papers".

When in gender disclosure is also known who the father is

POV: when your idea doesn't turn out as good as you hoped it would.

Like when you discover a spider on the shoulder of the protagonist of your favorite soap opera.

Like when your birthday turns into a nightmare

Like when no one remembers your birthday and you get caught in the act.

When the handsome guy at the party asks me to dance, no matter if he is transgender or not.

As when you are a murderer but also a drunkard

As when you apply the one of being asleep

Like when you are filmed for National TV and a booger comes out.

Like when a lady ruins your best shot.

like when he almost got a daddy and all because of a simple mistake.

CC you have a great dream and you wake up

Like when you are no good for selling

AS WHEN S won't let you eat your manguito